精彩对白
Jack1: I'm gonna make this brief, Pam-cake. I'm not getting any younger.
Pam: Dad.
Jack: No, I want to make sure there's someone around besides me who you can fully2 count on. I couldn't help but notice how you and Kevin have reconnected these past few days. He's financially secure. He's great with the twins. Got a heart of gold. He's a little goofy, maybe, in his dressing3, but if that body art is any indication, I'd say he's certainly open to the idea.
Pam: What idea?
Jack: The idea of a simple course correction.
Pam: A course correction.
Jack: Greg, Kevin.
Andi: Come on, grumpy daddy! Come to Hawaii.
Jack: Okay. Okay, grumpy daddy will think about it.
Andi: Yes! Okay, okay.
Jack: Oh! Hey, honey, hi! Perfect. Pam, this is Andi. Andi, this is Pam, my wife.
Pam: Hi, it's a... It's a pleasure to meet you.
Andi: It's a pleasure to meet you, too. Your husband is a freaking rock star, but I'm sure you know how lucky you are.
Pam: Yeah.
Focker: I'm not. She's the rock star. She's a rock star mom and just full-on, rocking person. And I'm just a groupie trying to, you know, carry her amps. No, you're... You're... You're the man.
Jack: Everything all right here?
Focker: Yeah, Jack, everything's all right. Pam, do you wanna...
Andi: Oh, my God. You must be the famous Jack Byrnes. Wow. I have heard so much about you.
Jack: I've heard very little about you, gice Garcia. But I do admire your cheerleading photographs.
Kevin: Henry's doing much better. We were just singing an ancient Yanomamo song about a brave warrior4 who falls from a tree while hunting for chimpanzee meat. He's good. Yeah. Hi.
Andi: Hi. Andi Garcia. Pfosten Pharmaceuticals5. And you're Doctor...
Focker: No. He's not a doctor.
Kevin: Not in the Western sense of the word.
Focker: Not in any sense of the word. You're an investment banker.
Kevin: Many hats. Kevin.
Andi: Hi. Okay, cool. Well, I'm gonna mosey on out of here. All right.
Pam: Wow, you told me she sold boner medicine, Greg. You didn't tell me she is boner medicine.
Jack: Pam, that's ridiculous.
Pam: You also said you wouldn't pick her out of a lineup, too.
Kevin: Wouldn't pick her out of a lineup? Greg, that woman is stunning6!
Jack: Oh, he's covering, Kevin, 'cause he didn't want Pam to get suspicious. Did you see the way his carotid artery7 throbbed8 when he looked at her?
Focker: Dad. Give me a break, Jack. Come on.
Jack: Now this is what I'm talking about, Pam. I'm sorry, but this man cannot be trusted.
Focker: Could you for once in your life stay out of my marriage?
Kevin: Greg, come on, don't get hysterical9.
Focker: I'm not getting hysterical. He's getting hysterical.
Kevin: Look, it's natural to get a little tempted10.
Focker: Nobody's tempted, nobody's...
Kevin: Look, even our dear friend, the Buddha11, had to pass through some sorrow on his way to enlightenment.
Focker: Our dear friend, the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?
Kevin: I try not to. I speak from the heart, off the cuff12, like my man, JC, at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you've always admired about me.
Focker: Well, I got news for you. You're not Jesus.
Jack: Well, he may not be Jesus, but he's a far better choice for Pam than you are, Greg.
Pam: Dad! I'm sorry. Would you sTOP with the course-correction stuff? It's nothing.
Jack: No, that's right...
Focker: What's the course-correction stuff? I want to hear all about it, Jack.
Jack: You're leading this family onto rocky shoals, Focker, and as captain of the ship, I'm steering13 us away to safety.
Focker: Well, you know what? You're not a ship's captain, Jack. We're people. We're not on a boat, we're in a hospital. Okay? We're human beings in a hospital and you're not the captain.
Jack: Well, I may not be the captain, Gregory Focker, but you're not the Godfocker!
Focker: Good. 'Cause I don't want to be the stupid Godfocker. I'm the Greg Focker, Jack! All right? I am Greg Focker! And by the way, Dr. Bob told me you offered him the job first. Nice to know I was your sloppy14 seconds.
Jack: You spoke15 to Dr. Bob?
Focker: Yeah, I did, Jack. Had beers with him last night. He's in town for a convention. That's it.
Jack: You're done. You're done, it's over, that's it.
Focker: You know what? You can't tell me I'm done because I already quit.
Jack: You're done.
Focker: I'm getting off the wheel.
Jack: What wheel?
Focker: The wheel! The little hamster wheel that we're all running up to get a little taste of your little water thingy! Just, please, approval! Approval!
Jack: What the hell are you doing?
Focker: Please! Give me some of the Jack... Yeah.
Kevin: It's like a metaphor16 for your approval...
Focker: Thank you for clearing that up! What are you even doing here, Kevin?
Kevin: I'm trying to help.
Focker: Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt17 Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?
Kevin: Greg, don't drag Deepak into this. Please, Greg.
Focker: Hey, Dina. Jack had a heart attack two weeks ago. Adios, folks!
妙语佳句 活学活用
1. goofy: 愚笨的，傻瓜的
2. grumpy: 脾气暴躁的，坏脾气的
比如：Don't worry about his grumpy expression, his bark is worse than his bit.（不要担忧他的语言暴力，他说话严厉，但并无恶意。）
3. freak: 怪人，狂热喜好者，怪事，反复无常，也可以做形容词，表示怪异的
People think she's a freak just because she's religious.（就由于她信教，大家就把她当成怪人。）
He was really confused by the freak result.（这个异乎一般的结果让他很困惑。）
4. groupie: 时尚乐队迷，狂热追随者，追星族
5. cheerleading: 带领啦啦队
比如：I really didn't like cheerleading at first but it's really fun.（起初我确实不喜欢带领啦啦队的培训课，但它真的相当有趣。）
6. hat: 头衔
7. mosey: 漫步, 徘徊, 离去
比如：We don't have time to mosey along. We're late already.（大家没时间闲逛，大家已经迟了。）
8. hysterical: 歇斯底里的，异常开心的
比如：Janet became hysterical and began screaming.（珍妮特变得歇斯底里，开始尖叫。）
9. off the cuff: 即兴地
比如：I'm not good at speaking off the cuff.（我不善于即席演讲。）
10. drag someone into this: 把某人牵涉近来，也可以指生拉硬拽
比如：She had to be dragged into seeing the dentist.（要她去牙科大夫那里看病非得生拉硬拽不可。）
11. adios: 再见，一路平安
